Thought it was time for another picture...
Just thought it was time for another picture...
A Message To Charlie Brooker And "The Guardian"
Here is the utter shit being written on "The Guardian" las of late , by Charlie Brooker-"On November 2, the entire civilised world will be praying, praying Bush loses. And Sod's law dictates he'll probably win, thereby disproving the existence of God once and for all. The world will endure four more years of idiocy, arrogance and unwarranted bloodshed, with no benevolent deity to watch over and save us. John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Hinckley Jr - where are you now that we need you?"
YOU MOTHERFUCKER - TAKE YOUR ENGLISH FAGGOT ASS (OH SORRY FAG IS A CIGARETTE IN ENGLAND) I MEAN GUY WHO LOVES TO TAKE MEN'S COCKS UP THEIR ASS AND SUBMIT TO HUGE PENISES IN WORSHIP)OUT OF MY COUNTRY'S POLITICS. YOU CALL FOR THE ASSASINATION OF MY PRESIDENT, BITCH? We still got plenty of guns over here in the USA to blow your English brains all over our streets if you want to try it. You want to try to tell people how to vote in my country? FUCK YOU. Why don't you get yourself a gun and try to kill Bush yourself if you want him assasianted so bad? You're a spineless bitch. Come on down to my neighborhood and talk that shit...
Breaking News!!!Bin Lauden Captured In United States!!!
November 2, 2004
In a strange Twist of events, Osama Bin Lauden was captured in Florida shortly after casting his vote for John Kerry. He was in the company of ten other terrorists, all registered democrats.The terrorists had been on a tour of the United States "swing states" in an effort to elect their chosen candidate.The group had over 1 million dollars worth of crack cocaine in their possesion. Bin Lauden stated that they didn't know it was illegal and that people at the polls just kept handing it to him and telling him to vote for John Kerry.In a late night interview with Dan Rather, Osama told CBS that they had been hiding out in the US for months, and that they had no trouble flying except a few times when some senior citizen with a walker was getting searched at the airport.He said the group was amazed at how much drugs were available , and they had attended after parties with Hollywood celeberties, as well as a Springsteen concert, where sex and drugs were rampant. When asked what the difference in Middle Eastern women and American women, Osama stated " Well, American women are more high maintence, because in my country we cut off the clitoris of our women when they reach puberty. Here you have to actually "go down" on a woman, and worry about the "orgasm" thing." Bin Lauden also stated that he and his party had gotten a few women pregnant , and said how glad he was that if he and other "babies daddies" went to jail, the tax dollars of working white men would support their children. Also in some cases abortions were easy to come by , so either way the kids would be taken care of . " I am just sad there are no state funded abortions" Bin Lauden said , " But maybe after our guy is elected we'll see a change in that." After a jailhouse meeting with filmaker Michael Moore, Bin Lauden gave his final statement , " My friend Mike and I have been talking, and I want to tell you what happened. Dick Cheney called me and asked to borrow money, so I decided a terrorist attack would be better since they could start an oil war and blame me and my buddy Saddam for the attack." Jessie Jackson was also on hand with the ACLU, stating that "racial profiling" was uses at the arrest, and Jackson stated " Bin Lauden is brown, so he went down" .One more note: None of the terrosits were wearing any fur.
More Election Crap, And Later On Maybe I'll Start Storytelling Again...
I just hope this election ends up being such a Bush landslide that there's no fucking question about it. There are so many conservatives in this country , or those who aren't for the lack of giving a damn about the "fly over country" folks who never have their voice heard. The democrats always have their "cool" "in style" wealthy celeberties and entertainers who make people actually believe than most of America is for gun control and gay. Funny how we have over 40 states with concealed carry laws, gun classes ever week full to the brim with citizens getting gun permits, and the TV would have you think that gun owners are a few radical nuts and a few hunters. Of course they aren't getting it are they? Most of your gun owners are self defense owners. Why is it that Kerry and the like never give any mention of anything other than hunting when the main gun market is self defense? And if it wasn't a viable political topic, why are so many states including concealed carry laws? Of course liberals don't want people to carry handguns. If Kerry pulled out a handgun and said he's for nationwide concealed carry, and actually stuck to it, he'd win by a landslide.When the fuck these guys figure out hunting rights has never been the issue?Big deal , I can have an oversized single shot shotgun. Do you think that will help me when I have several armed drug crazed idiots after me? There are way more gun owners than gays in the US. Most folks wish their children to grow up and have a traditional marriage etc. If you asked most of America today, to be TOTALLY HONEST, would they want their child to be gay? And NO I DO NOT MEAN THIS BULLSHIT POLLITICALLY CORRECT RESPONSE OF " Whatever makes them happy is fine with me " SHIT.I MEAN A REAL , ACTUALL INSIDE RESPONSE OF YES OR NO, WOULD YOU RATHER YOUR CHILD BE GAY OR STRAIGHT ,ABSOLUTE YES OR ABSOLUTE NO, NO GRAY BULLSHIT.And don't act like you "never really worried about the issue" . Everyone has. It's just that everyone has already come up with a canned response. What do you REALLY REALLY think , YES OR NO AND NO INBETWEEN < HEADS OR TAILS < "WOULD YOU PREFER A GAY OR STRAIGHT CHILD?"ANSWER THE QUESTION AS IF YOU COULD CHOOSE THE HAIR COLOR OR SEX OF A CHILD.As if you're picking their sexual preference. OK . Now take that answer, and think of what most Americans would also say, if you could go into their brain and find out an actual yes or no. My answer is NO . I don't want my kids to be homosexual. What's yours? Without the political correct shit. Without the "well I think it's genetic, or I think it's against God's will, or whatever. Just yes or no.Of course we hope for healthy kids, etc. But this isn't about that. It's about a core choice. If your child would be perfectly happy, healthy and content their whole life, whether straight or gay, and all you had to do was make a choice of whether they'd be involved with the opposite sex or same sex and their life would be just as enriched either way, would you rather them have a regular male/female thing or a male/male female/female thing etc.?Think about that... Then maybe you'll figure out America on Television is not the real America...
More on Moore and Today's Audio post...3
More on Moore and Today's Audio post...2
More on Moore and Today's Audio post...1
Oh and by the way...
I really love my wife. I just do, there's not much else I can say. I just wanted to put it in print. I wish I could stay home with her today and just hang out. You know I waited a long time to meet someone who I actually bonded with in the right way, and I get mad every day because I feel like there's never enough time , and when there is I am tired form working etc.I hope we have a long life together. Life cheats in every day in ways we never think of. Well off to work...
The Truth About Michael Moore and "White Men " Aren't as Stupid As He Thinks...
OK I will just have to post some audio to actually explain this shit. I watched farenheight 9/11 last night along with the "fahrenhype 9/11". Funny thing is, I could have written the second movie while yelling at the screen at the first one. But some folks are so damn ignorant and don't pay attention to details, just emotional "cues" , that they need an actual companion film to break down for them how they were just tricked without actually being lied to. Another form of "NLP" , current subject also being discussed at "The Pink Bee" . If you never heard of NLP, look it up. I studied this stuff in conjunction with studies of hypnosis and mind control styles used today by advertisers etc. I think Moore isn't that smart. He just exploits the segment of society that wants easy answers and a person , or inatimate object to blame. If you watch the film , look at the details, how he puts them out of sinc with the situation , and how the music and other cues are worked around a "true" statement , but yet he still misleads you into thinking somthing else.Now I'm sure you're saying " But you're just a "Bush" guy, so of course you're going to discredit Micheal Moore. No, on the contrary I am going to accuse him of telling the truth. He outright lies numerous times on "columbine" , but here he actually made factual statements and distorted the background. Now I've heard many many people on talk shows point out his inconsistancies, but no one has ever really pointed out the technique he actually uses. Maybe if the actual "magic trick" was revealed, people would feel stupid and say " Oh shit, now I get it!!!" But do you know why no one is picking him apart in THAT way, not even his enemies? Because they rely on the same dumbing down and not paying attention to details that he does to "control" things. I talk in details, and explain myself a lot. Many folks nowdays assume a "detail oriented person" is a liar. Why? Becuase we've become weary on the surface of advertising we don't like , etc. We tell ourselves someone who offers explaination is hiding somthing. While someone who speaks to us in plain, emotional language is an "honest person". That "fear of details" is exactly what the leeches of this world rely on people. Democrat or Republican, listen to my next posts for further explainations...
I Got Too Many Untitled Posts...
Well I haven't checked into "blogger" for about two weeks now, which is why I haven't put any titles on the posts. I really need to catch up . Anyway I have been writing a lot of comments on "The Pink Bee" , arguing politics with Barrie and the rest of the gang...I end up writing a fucking post somewhere else because of my long comments. I intend to get back to writng posts again, as well as putting up some pictures. All in good time. So you guys beear with me and have a great day...