How does this drinking thing work?

Ever hear that stupid ass R. Kelly song "ignition?" where he says " Now normally I don't do this but..." that seems to be the new "smooth" thing the brothers are saying nowdays. Used to be business cards. Back in the club days, every thug had a business card. I'm a "manger" they would say. Or a "photgrapher". I remember a few years ago I was walking thorough the mall with my friend Chrissy Paris. Now she was a porn star at he time and I had booked her at the club. She was staying with me at the house for the week. When I passed the cheesy ass "glamour shots" place, this overweight black guy stops us and is like , "My man my man , what's up? Just wanted to ask you how you got a fine female like this with you." The guy worked there as a photographer. Now tell me this . Change the race card and tell this story. Black man , white girl walking in the mall. Big fat white photographer starts yelling at them about his "fine" woman. What would happen? I remember this old Sesame Street cartoon where this little girl was imagining "what would happen if I popped this balloon" and how it showed the total catastrophie that ensued. Why the hell do people continually listen to bullshit from agressive black males that they would never put up with out of anyone else? Is it guilt ? I guess maybe since my people didn't come to America until after the civil war, I'm not allowed to feel guilt over "slavery." I don't need some smiling , charming brother to come up to me , all while looking into my woman's eyes and flirting with her to let me know how "fine" my woman is. This shit happens on a regular basis around here. I have created names for these type of brothers. The always got a scam, always trying to get in the club for free on their "black charm ". We had a guy getting in for free just becuase he talked black shit to the staff. Let me lay it out for you : This is what is called the "M" factor. The "M" factor is the mentality that every good time , every point of entertainment must feature a dominant black alpha male makeing his "grand entrance". Ever notice how people say "Oh black comedians are much funnier than most comedians." Well listen to how much they are degrading other races in most of their acts. I'm not even going to give examples here. Simly becuase I want you folks to do an experiment. Watch a black comedy special, listen to how many "white people do this" references that are made, flip the script from white to black and then lay back and imagine the riots and burning buildings. I have no love of the "Klan" or the "skinheads" etc. but damn at least they only burn crosses most of the time, not city blocks. Ever see Billy Dee Williams trying to be all smooth on the Colt 45 malt liquor commercials? Remember how he was Lando Calrissian , all wearing the cape and shit on "Return of the Jedi?" We call all these brothers trying to talk that shit "Lando Calrissian " brothers. Shawn and I actually made a fake label for a new wine called "Calrissian" . We would make a commercial featuring an unemployed black married man walking out on his wife and kids and hanging with a group of white chicks drinking "Calrissian" .Yo dog give me that bottle of "Cal" . I mean they already have "Mo , Cris,Yak etc. Now we got "Cal" . Well let me wrap this article up by saying guess what happened to the fat black guy? He ended up a photgrapher years later for an adult magazeine Shawn and I were involved with. He would always talk about the "studio" the "V.I.P." , "after party" and all the other "M" factor buzzwords. And actually was getting laid! With young , stupid NBC's (Naive Brainwashed Caucasians) . I think he even got two or three pregnant, which give him added status of talking about how " I got mix babies by this white ho." This is reality folks, shit I hear from my "African American" customers and employees every day for years. I don't make this shit up, just report it. So I guess I'm a racist for repeating converstaions. I should let it be because that would make the world a better place. Let's just let everyone objectify and blame white males for all the evil in the world and it will be alright. Anyway I actually drank last night and feel like shit. I hardly ever drink but now I feel like saying , "Now normally I don't do this but..."

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