Tuesday, August 10, 2004

What's On My Mind ? Sleep...

I get no fucking sleep. I have been working nonstop as usual, plus trying to wind back down with good sex since my wife is "back in service" this week. I go to bed, I can't sleep no matter how long I've been up, in fact it's worse if I've been up a while. But two hours of sex and the sleep I get is so much better. I think it's funny how guys my age arer actually saying they're tired of sex, and act like I'm immature or somthing becuase I still like it. I don't have sports or drinking or anything other guys have to wind down. I guess I'm just a freak. I start getting acne on my body when it's "that time of month" becuase my male hormones are like a teeage kid. I wait on the wife to get "cleaned out by mother nature" (this is some weird terminology I got from black girls who strip, don't know why but black strippers here all say that instead of "period")I got high testostorone I guess. So getting back to one of my favorite activities is great for me. And we love using the camera somtimes . Now you gotta be pretty good to impress me in the sex department. Because the unfortunate thing about a guy who never though he'd ever get laid growing up who ended up being trained sexually by porn sluts and strippers is he ends up getting all those"insane vaginal treatments" thrown down on him. So you end up having such a different standard for sex that it's hard to find a "decent" girl who has that type of sex. My wife ended up fitting the ticket sexually . She is a mom , but she actually cares about what she looks like and being with her is like a new experience all the time. I can't remember when we had any sex that didn't last over one hour and a half or longer. It's that good for us. Plus we really love each other too, so the basic "porn style" attraction is there as well as the "love" factor so it works great. Well anyway on to my "reviews" ... Watched the "Growing Up Gotti" show for the second time. The first show Victoria Gotti showcased her spoiled kids, and then (as I have found many self centered women to say, especially strippers who don't take care of their kids) it was "my kids my kids my kids etc. how important they were . Now only time will tell, because I hae seen so many shitty moms constantly declare how much they care about their kids while they are running wild. I haven't been able to tell yet if she's a self centered bitch or a actual good mother. The first week she wnt out with an older guy she ridiculed for being bald and he asked her if she was "spoiled" at dinner which pissed her off. Then it's "I'm better off home with my kids" ( which is the recurring theme of the show so far. ) Then the second week she met two bodybuilders in her office who said they were also "landscapers". Now this is funny , because one of mine and Shawn favorite jokes is how all these stripper boyfriends who refuse to get a real job say they are "landscapers". This is a long time fake job for pretty boys. So girls if a really hot guy tells you he;s a landscaper he's probably full of shit. Anyway the guys come over and take off their shirts and pose. End up being shitty workers, and Victoria and her not so attractive female friend go out with them. The guys are assholes, end up one hour late and Victoria gives them shit like they're her kids (which there is probably a big enough age difference tney could be) which is funny. Of course this episode ends with " I'm better off home with the kids"... Anyway the one thing that gets me is the lady won't admit her hair and boobs are obviously fake, which is somthing that irritates me . I have no problem with fake boobs, but women who deny them make me laugh. I think guys are stupid who feel like they have to decleare how they "hate fake tits" around women. And guys who are like "oh they are hard they feel like tennis balls etc.. these are guys who are "guessing" about the feel most of the time. Put a huge breasted stripper in their face and see how they act... Anyway if Gotti would admit to the boobs , maybe even get bigger ones or show them off more it would make the show more interesting. I mean she's looking kind of old sometimes so bigger boobs may help the situation... Anyway have a nice day folks...