Vaginal Logic... Beginner's Course

Well time again to lay down some explantion of that time tested, always there in the nick of time "VAGINAL LOGIC". One of the greatest mysteries of philosopy and science. The concept of VL is so complex that it would take volumes of books and a major college course to explain. It's like explaining the ORIGIN OF GOD. But let me lay down some VL lessons for those of you who never even dabbled in VL studies. Vaginal logic is mostly based in the internal energy that resides in the selfishness of womanhood. The inhertent hatred for man that women have been taught over the years, and the self empowerment of woman as mother, lover , and constant victim who in reality is not a victim in most cases. Lets discuss a specific case of VL. Oprah Windfrey in a perfect example. Many women are born with the sterotype that a woman has to use sex appeal and looks to get ahead. This is true in many cases. This creates a fear in many women , the attractive woman must strive to find small ways to occasionally challenge this fact. While the not so attractive women must find ways to harness their limited appeal while playing the "victim" card ( also called the "bitch" card) and using methods more restricted to males. For example, a fat bitch who's a good talker can backbite and create situations a man could not due to her identity as a female. Men are raised that women are loving, nurturing creatures that just want their attention. Whenever a female expresses hatred or evil, many men are forced to re think their images of women, leaving them "stunned" temporarily and unable to control the back stabbing or drama that has been created. And even if a man would step up to confront the sitaution, there would always be a man / women / lesbian /minority that would either have sexual interest in the accused female or look at the male as a "threatened, insecure weak man" Women can tell lies that people want ot beleive. Therefore, a woman like Oprah is bound to succeed becuase she has the "female" card as well as the "race" card. She is an outspoken opinionated self centered bitch , therfore she's bound to appear strong in any circle. Women who get by on their looks admire her because she is someone who appears to have gotten by on "brains". Smart women Idolize her as a role model. And unattractive women can identify with her "weight problem" as many overweight women feel this bitch would actually speak to them in real life (if there wasn't anything in it for Oprah). She appeals to minorities and "victims" because of her race. To me her appeal is basic, about like the appeal of porn star Ron Jeremy. Guys like him because he is fat and obnoxious and still gets laid. And he has sex with hot women, and by screwing them he's also degrading every snotty little bitch guys ever hated because they thought they were too "attractive" for them. All those pretty girls that wouldn't give a guy the time of day are wrapped up in one when they see a porno model getting laid by a hairy, ugly little man. To me , Oprah is about the same thing in many ways. A black woman being a self centered superbitch on national television, meanwhile most women can't see this shit. You want to see real VL in action, check out the Lifetime channel. All day they show so called true stories, all making men into evil assholish cancers of society. No matter what crime or insane act any women commits on these movies, it's always a man's fault. Woman pops the baby in the microwave, it's the husband's fault for working long hours. ( even though the woman really wanted the new SUV and swimming pool )Woman pulls over and shoots the kids in the head, it's her dad's fault for walking in on her getting dressed when she was 16 . (oh yeah and don't forget the MEN who own the firearms company that made the gun) . And VL logic also affords ever woman a "niche" to be loved. Drug addict? If she's pretty never gonna have to pay for that shit. Ugly? people feel sorry for her , must be a victim of bad men. Prostitute? Man's fault, must have been molested etc. I mean no girl would ever be a prostitute because she's lazy and knows guys will give her money to fuck, would she now? Even if a woman is fat and ugly, she only has to be half assed nice to be accepted as a woman with a heart of gold. Guys who have jobs are accused of working too much, guys who are shiftless can be made into heroes by stupid women. But overall most people will look at either guy as a piece of shit with no redeeming qualities if a woman says so. If a woman loves a worthless drifter, then it's assumed by some other women it must be love. But an ugly guy, no matter how "nice" he is , is usually just an ugly , disguarded guy. Unless he's Ron Jeremy...

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